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*sitting at Starbucks with Teresa as a very cute guy comes in with his girl, snuggling behind her and nibbling on her ear*

Me: "What does she have that I don't have?"
Teresa: "A vagina."
Me: "Oh.. yeah, that thing... and also a Louis Vuitton bag."

I really don't understand the fascination that we people have with relationships. Like, don't get me wrong ( Read more... )

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Just wanted to say thanks for the comments from the last entry ( Read more... )

I find this amusing.


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HILARY DUFF HAS NO TALENT. AND SHE'S ON CRACK. Wake up, wake up... wake up bitch, you can't sing and you're on crack. So okay, I totally will admit that I enjoyed the movie "Raise Your Voice" and she can pretty much act, but she needs to stick with that shit ( Read more... )

Let go and let God... or let someone because this bitch is over it! HAHA ( Read more... )

What a selfish bitch.

NEVER EVER STOPS AMAZING ME... wait, can I even say "amazing"? It just never stops IRKING me to no end everytime I come across reading some things where it just burns me up inside--and it ain't even about me, it's about someone I care about so muchI don't know what world they think they are in, caught up in the midst of ( Read more... )

You Are 50% Weird
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