I have just experienced my very crash on the back of a motorcycle ( Read more... )

Who am I?

Remember me? How are ya. Been a while.

( Poetry performance )

Our kitchen is being renovated, so these two sexy men have come into our house and are tearing out kitchen apart.

( But don't mind me, I'm just crazy. )

NNNNNNNGFF!

I think I might be developing a slight stutter.

Oh crud I'm so bloody depressed. Good one, fool.

I can't even tell anyone why.

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Queen Sheridan is perhaps my OLDEST and longest-lasting alter-egos. She was created at an age where I didn't even know what an alter-ego was. In fact, I didn't even create her! My friends did for one of their stupid games ( Read more... )