HERE IS A VERY STRANGE QUIZ.

Did you hear about the new Bin Laden drink?

Two shots and a splash of seawater.

A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" he said.
The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."

What do you get when you insert Human DNA into a Goat?

Banned from the Petting zoo.

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny chick with big blue hair."

did you hear about the nun who was in love with the priest?

( yeah... )

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." The man looking concerned says, "Wow ( Read more... )

What do your grandmother and a slinky have in common?
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...they're both pretty boring until you push them off the stairs.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon.