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badhairlifetime

Twenty Seven Transformations

Dec 09, 2011 00:55

Shy Freddy (feat. Uma Thurman)

[Action Post]

Angua busts into a butcher shop, kicking down the door. She's got a very menacing looking bow and arrow locked in place. Like one pull of the trigger could blow everything outward. Next to her stands an orangetoughguy coming in to stand next to her, with an obviously smaller weapon. He's wearing some sort of anchor- ( Read more... )

curse-affected, resentive, orangetoughguy, good luck shy ronnie, intheblanks, moon phase: waxing gibbous, worst idea, pinkfuckingpro

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action; resentive December 9 2011, 06:00:54 UTC

[ This is not even close to what he expected when checking out the shops here. Actually, this is pretty much one of the last things he expected. Though really, if he had to guess...these two are very new to crime. ]

action; orangetoughguy December 9 2011, 06:10:31 UTC

[It doesn't matter who this bystander is, he's muttering and mumbling and pointing his little pistol at him...and everyone else in the shop. Kinda weakly. Kinda shyly. Using his device as a microphone.]

action; resentive December 9 2011, 06:15:14 UTC

[ This is probably the least threatened he's ever felt with a gun being pointed at him. ]

What are you doing?

[ He's already part of this, unfortunately... ]

action; orangetoughguy December 9 2011, 06:18:09 UTC

[Muttrmumble muttummumbl hrmmmrmff mfffmemamfgh mmammffl...pointing again.]

Hah HAH!

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[action] pinkfuckingpro December 9 2011, 06:31:11 UTC

[He is standing outside the butcher shop just as this goes down.

And he is staring.

Oh how he is staring]

[action] orangetoughguy December 9 2011, 06:41:45 UTC

[Murmurmrush mrmrmumblemrh rrhhhmrmfm mfmamutter...]

Hah HAH!

[action] pinkfuckingpro December 9 2011, 15:00:59 UTC

[Is it the glass or is...]

Are you a fucking idiot?

[action] badhairlifetime December 9 2011, 19:37:35 UTC

[Meanwhile inside of the shop, this is still, sadly, happening.]

Ronnie, just speak up.

Please don't do this to me again.

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intheblanks December 9 2011, 20:56:52 UTC

[Standing near the counter, Chase casually dips his hand into his pocket, removing it again bare of wedding ring and watch. This appears to be the only concession to terror that he makes.]

The bank's the next block over.

orangetoughguy December 9 2011, 22:42:34 UTC

[He'll take that concession anxiously, muttering, mumbling, like it might bite him, then he points his gun at Chase.]

Hah HAH!

[BANG! Oh wait looks like he almost just shot off his own toe. Crai. It's just a graze at the tip of Freddy's shoe.]

intheblanks December 10 2011, 04:22:08 UTC

[As long as this guy's the only one who noticed, there's probably need to worry. Though the gun going off gives him a bit of a start-he follows the trajectory down to Freddy's shoe and it's thankful lack of blood puddle. Shame about the footwear though, man.]

Well that's buggered the polish.

orangetoughguy December 10 2011, 06:41:44 UTC

[But the second a certain lady isn't in the shop...he's staring hard at Chase.]

Listen, motherfucker, 'cause I'm back from the grave! Shoot me once, shoot me twice, y'all thought I couldn't be saved! So you think you're hot shit cause you know some Jack Sparrow! Well I'll make you fuckin' wish my girl shot you with her arrow!

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