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Everyone done with this holiday?

Okay, good.

Hey, White, Orange, I got leftovers. You want them? Because next I'm opening this shit up to the general population. Thanks for getting your crap off my floor this morning.

[....]

Guess I got shit to be thankful for.

[Like not catching the gay. And...other...things. Like not getting badtouched. He ( Read more... )

Mr Pink was thinking about talking on the Network, but decided to write this shit instead. The day's the kind of clear and cold day that makes him think about snow, and while snow isn't too bad unless you live in one of those crappy places like Chicago or Detroit where it turns black just melts all over shit until everything's black and disgusting ( Read more... )

[There's silence for a long time; this broadcast is coming in from a fuzzy signal anyway.

And then there's a snowy buzzing, and a flash of a sapphire necklace, and panting, and then silence again.

And then there's a high pitched scream.]

[ooc: Pink is a spooooOOOOoooOOOoooky ghost. If you want him to possess your character to steal their shit ( Read more... )

Who the fuck would name someone Enoch? What the hell kind of shit name is that? I mean I'm Mr. Pink and I think Enoch is a shit name I wouldn't subject a child to.

So stop fucking calling me Nucky, it's not my goddamn name!

And stop guessing, I'm not interested.

[ooc: anyyyything goes, except crew doubles and telling him the real names/ ( Read more... )

Okay, fuck this shit. Ready?

[Mr. Pink, Mr. White, and Mr. Orange are getting up and getting out of a diner after eating lunch and bitching, as usual, about tips, when this starts playing. They are powerwalking out the diner. They are super cool.]

All I'm saying is that white bitches will take almost any shit as long as you say I love you. It's ( Read more... )

Every once a while, everyone's bound to have a good day. And I'm usually not a gambling man, but fuck does it feel good to win a bet.

Pay up.

[You know who you are, Orange]

Okay so some of you actually have good fucking taste in music. Yeah I realize it's been a few days but you know what, fuck, I have other shit to do than sit around the Network all the time.

[No he doesn't but whatever.]Funny thing is, the last good commentary I heard about music came from a guy who was of the opinion that if there was grass on the ( Read more... )

These jokes suck.

This better be a fucking curse, because there's no fucking way you guys actually think this shit is funny.

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