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[pinkfuckingpro]

Mr Pink was thinking about talking on the Network, but decided to write this shit instead. The day's the kind of clear and cold day that makes him think about snow, and while snow isn't too bad unless you live in one of those crappy places like Chicago or Detroit where it turns black just melts all over shit until everything's black and disgusting

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[fanboy_silver]

...But everyone has cellphones nowadays and nobody seems to be using landlines anymore.

So... why are you referring to yourself in the third person?

[pinkfuckingpro]

Mr Pink looks at the Network reply and rolls his eyes. Can't people see a curse when they see one? Because no one with half a brain would refer to themselves in the third person without a reason.

"Just because no one uses landlines doesn't mean they're not valuable."

[fanboy_silver]

I think you're underestimating people in general. I think some people would just because they can.

Yes and no. Landlines are only as useful as a person is able to get to them.

...This curse though. I think I can literally hear the quotation marks there.

[pinkfuckingpro]

It takes more than a minute for him to find a way to respond to this.

"Because they can doesn't make them smart, you know."

[orangetoughguy]

....What's up.

[pinkfuckingpro]

What's up, he asks. After the poltergeisting, can't a man ask someone he considers something of more than an acquaintance out for a drink?

"You wanna get a drink?"

[orangetoughguy]

This is too fuckin' weird...sure man.

[pinkfuckingpro]

You're telling me, thinks Pink. He's been a ghost and he's been a woman but he's never had the want to write any of this fucking shit down like he's some kind of tortured feminist writer.

Shit.

"I figure the whole poltergeist shit was kind of a suggestion for me to get out of the house."