Make 2008 your YEAR FOR HATE!

Yes!

Happy Isu's birrrrrthday, infidels!

I adorrrre Hajj season. Yes indeed, I do.

Of COURSE Jerrrry Falwell is here with me! His white, buttery lard-like body sprrrrreads so verrrrry NICELY onto giant slices of rye toast! Delicious! Then I shit him back out into my infurrrrnal litter box and do it all again!

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YOU! Yes, you.

YOU GO WASH YOUR BUTT!

NOW!!!!

Fang you.

I hope you are all enjoying the weatherrrrrr I have exporrrrrted frrrrrom Hell?

Wait until Decemberrrrrrr! I have PLANS.

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Ganked frrrrrom my mama...

1. I hate you.
2. I hope you die.
3. You are stupid.
4. I give you...my butt!
5. CANCER! In the HEAD!
6. I wish to eat Shamu. Brrrring me Shamu. NOW!
7. Your religion is stupid.
8. See you here verrrry soon.
9. I laugh at you. Ha! Ha!
10. I know you want to worrrrship me.

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