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Just so everrrryone knows, Al-Zarqawi is in hell, with me. He is enjoying my SPECIAL attention. You see, he thought that he was going to be with Allah and 72 black eyed virrrrgins ( Read more... )

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Today is my 18th birrrrthday. The damned arrrre all singing to me. You can sing to me too!

My only regrrrret is that now I cannot registerrr for the vote orrr receive the gift of a shotgun my mama and papa prromised me many yearrrrs ago.

Guilt What is yours? Explain yourself Culinary: Asian pears
I'm supposed to be a carrrnivorrre.
Literary: The Montreal Gazette Such a terrrrible newspaperrrrr! "Le Devoir" is much better!Audiovisual: Footage of 9/11. Vanity. My finest bit of paw-work!
Musical: The intro to Mozart's "Magic Flute" Opera is horrrible! The instrrrrumentals are ( Read more... )

I declare fatwa on Papa! He is Danish, afterrrr all.

And with this funny joke I have played, I now return to Hell.

http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2006/01/12/hajj060112.html

I Am A: Chaotic Evil Elf Thief Mage

Alignment:
Chaotic Evil characters are the most 'evil' people out there. They are willing to do anything to get ahead, and will kill anyone who stands in their way. A chaotic evil person sees no value in order and governments, and believes to the utmost in the tenant that 'Might Makes Right'.

Race:
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I have come to inforrrrm you all that I have temporarily exited Hell. I am on the Hajj. Keep watching CNN.

Yesssss! This quiz is trrrrue! Papa and Michael Moore are both FAT MEN. They will go to the UN and demand burritos.

Ganked frrrrom my uncle, who is almost as hateful as me. Almost.