What is my purrpose? To cause pain and suffering. This, I have done.

By my DARK ALCHEMY I have achieved APOTHEOSIS. Yesssss, I have become a GOD.

I told you evil never dies. You did not believe me.

Now I shall never leave you all, everrrrrrr.

I've thought about this for a while, and I decided to post it for the immediate near future ( Read more... )

I have discoverrred a delicious food. Mama, trying to please me, purrrchased Maxi-Cat Hunter's Stew With Venison. OH! So wonderrrrrful!

This morrrning she gave me DUCK. Duck disgusts me.

The Califorrrrnia Chicken Supreme is very nice.

Mama is now RUNNING most morrrnings. It makes her stink.

I have asked mama to bring me home an M-16. She did not. Why does she never listen to me?

Turducken food is very nice. I would like it often.

My mama has joined the Arrrrmy! I am very pleased. Do you know why? Firrrst, she will bring me a GUN. Yes! And knowledge to USE it! And second, it means we cannot return to the GODFORSAKEN LAND OF ICE! Praise Allah ( Read more... )

Today is the day when Mama's and Papa's god was put on a STICK.

Papa likes to eat things on sticks, so I see he likes to eat his god too.

Ha! Ha! Do you see that I am a theologian? YOUR RELIGION IS STUPID. Allahu Akbar!

Today is the GRRREAT FEAST of my nativity. You may feel frrreee to wish me many morrre years, and of course to give me tuna, steak, and chicken.

Hear my tale of grrrrief and sorrrow ( Read more... )

I do not see why I cannot post this joke.

Papa likes to eat things on sticks. He likes corn dogs and meat on a stick at the fair. So I told him, "Do you know what else is on a stick, Papa? YOUR GOD!"

Is that not funny?

YES IT IS!

Let the world take note, I have a new e-mail account! One of my verrry own. It is badira.vashtar at gmail dot com. Make a note of it. NOW!

I am adding hours of prayer to the night. Papa is cross because I called him to prayer several times last night. Prayer is betterrrr than sleep! He is stupid.