Lately therrre is not too much sun, but life is still good. Mama and Papa, I think they arrrre happy. I am very happy. I can nap on Papa Don's chair by the window and there is no snow ( Read more... )

Mama has inforrrrmed me that my uncle is coming back from Iraq next week. I refuse to tell herrr if this means my prrroject failed or was successful. Let herrr sweat. Ha! Ha! Thiss, however, confurrms my fear that she will be spending more time at the tappy-tappy machine doing EVEN MORE STUPID STORIES than beforrre ( Read more... )

Today, Mama took me to Dr. Prupas who took my blood. But now, Mama is watching Gundam and she gave me tuna to eat!

Of course, she watches Gundam and that means she will go to the tappy-tappy machine to write her stupid stories.

That will be later though.

Happy Isu's birrrthday, INFIDELS.

Nonetheless, Isu was the second grrrreatest prrrrophet, may peace be upon him.

Mama and Papa gave me gifts. I have a new scratch board and a bag of cat-cookies. Mama gave Papa anime, and that means many hourrrrs on the couch with me! Now, will they give me tuna? Today I should like tuna, or steak.

Mama is back! She brought back the SUN! I made sure she did not sleep, and I dragged poop into bed. Isn't that funny?

Purrhaps she will watch anime with me.

Good news! Mama and Papa are not goint to the east coast for Chrrrristmasss! They are staying here, with me!

So I am grrrateful. Happy Fangsgiving Day!

Mama and Papa made a turkey for no reason except that there is a visitor here from the Godforsaken Land of Ice. I had three dishes of turkey. Oh I am glad!

I have verrrry little to say. The rain has gone away. The sun is brrrright. It is a bit cool, but not like in the Godforsaken Land of Ice. Mama is home a grreat deal, which is good.

I have a new hobby. I like to bite Mama and Papa. In the evening, I have much enerrrrgy. So I leap and jump and grrrrab arms and bite.

Nap time!

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