Ax murder suspect says goat he was attacking turned into brother’s corpse
Sept 15, 2006

LAGOS, Nigeria - A Nigerian murder suspect accused of killing his brother with an ax told police investigators he actually attacked a goat, which was only later magically transformed into his sibling's corpse, officials said Thursday ( Read more... )

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