Let's hope they have a sense of humor

[banderon]

I'm currently filling out a form to sub at Lena's school, the Application for Professional Employment - West Essex Regional School District.

Position Desired: Substitute Teacher @ HS - any subject (except french)

Personal Data

Name: Mr. Gary J. Smirny

Soc. Sec. No: xxx-xx-xxxx

Street and number: xxx xxxxxx xx

City and State:

Comments

[bluirinka]

dear god. schools aren't going to hire people who treat them as JOKES. because if some kid chokes on a pen while you're subbing and the crazed parents read your qualifications, they'll sue the shit out of the school.

in other news, thanks for detracting from my studying (read: plotting how to cheat) for the calc exam i'm going to fail tomorrow lol

[banderon]

Nu-uh.. he wouldn't choke. I'm an EMT.