it's called a slurpee, and during nights of fruitless pursuits, it is this disgruntled man's cheap, pathetic source of buzz ( Read more... )

We called him Henry, and in the heart of the nineties he was forced by his mother to look after us as his parents and mine cha-cha-cha'd at the Ritz nightclub in Buena Park many a summer night ( Read more... )

( Coldplay at the Hollywood Bowl )

I'm always caught in this uber guilt-trip whenever Grandma makes her yearly visit from Texas because essentially, she's really annoying. She's one of those hardcore Vietnamese-mid-countryside folks and you can imagine how insanely traditionalist those can be.She sobbed when she discovered i never had a Buddhist girlfriend because she imagined the ( Read more... )

Rene, Bao-An's boxing guru, is one of my new favorite people. Not only can he run the marathon in four hours, he taught me how to isolate my triceps and i am nice, tight, and content (for the hour, cause i'm fat ( Read more... )

i know we're at war, and this will sound insensitive. but i was watching South Park and Cartman learned how to milk a dog. He teached this to his friends by continually milking the dog until milk came. They all find it a brilliant magic trick until Stan does this at a family party and learns that he is beating off the dog. And in South Park's ( Read more... )

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...my very own big packet in the mail. i'm maniacally happy only because i'm surprised. you want me, Trojan, but i can't meet your price. and my obsessive compulsive relationship with karma believes that the rest of this week will wreak of death and rejections. the office of admissions there is sexy. woohoo!