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Forewarning: Long entry so bookmark. Reader discretion advised (ugly language and imagery).


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I paid 12 dollars to see a movie tonight and that movie had to be Cold Mountain. In short, I'd like to state that Renee Zellwegger won me over (she's annoying, but funny), that Nicole Kidman is rather gratuitous with her nipples (seriously, what kind of nipple agreement does she have in her contract?), and that Kidman and Jude Law couldn't light ( Read more... )

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TO: All Potential "American Idol" Contestants
FROM: American Idol Productions, Inc.
DATE: September 9, 2003

Now that you have progressed in the competition, you should be aware that you are prohibited from promoting yourself on the internet or via any other media (television, radio, posters, flyers, etc.). If you have a personal ( Read more... )

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"omg. a baoclipse!"

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it's trite to write about rain. but tonight its late july and i like the spontaneity.

ten recent life-affirming discoveries:
(1) just a second ago something developed in me and i now hate the spontaneity of summer rain because its humid.

(2) Everybody, their Mother, and extended family go to 24-hour fitness now. did i mention ( Read more... )

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tonight, in a lunging mosh of wreaking concert-goers

ME: (bumps rude elephant girl in right fat-handle)

HER: (appalled) What the hell is your problem?

ME: Your body.