My roommate David talks in his sleep, a lot. I consider it unusual when a night goes by where he hasn't spoken in his sleep. He always says some pretty weird stuff, and last night he was pretty talkative. There was a point where he talked for about half minute (30 - 40s) straight. Everything he says is usually just indistinguishable blather. Or ( Read more... )

So I commented on a picture of two birds sexing each other saying "damn, thats hot" and some middle eastern guy responded by calling me a typical westerner and such. I called him narrow-minded and then he sent me this email ( Read more... )

I was cleaning my room, moving all the water damaged trash out and all the furniture and other crap in, when i came across two note cards from five years ago. On the card was written a dream i had had a loooong time ago and had completely forgot about. kinda funny ( Read more... )

Just got out of the OPP. I feel pretty terrible.

I'm going to try and bust michael out now, and then to 8:00 court.

Don't run around uptown late at night.

fuck

I feel like such an asshole ( Read more... )

Did you know livejournal has a gift shop??. I like this shirt and hat the best. They're fashion beacons that scream "hey, i'm a doosh and very boring, do not attempt to engage me in conversation of any kind." Actually, I know some guys in my dorm that this kind of clothing would work great for, but they might like the polo version better. But ( Read more... )

I got an email from a guy by the name of John Taylor who is interested in buying the www.clubjohnny.com domain name. I asked him what he wanted to use it for and he told me that he was a myspace user, among other things, and that he wanted a place where he could do whatever he wanted sans filters. He told me to name a price. I definitely wouldn't ( Read more... )

Two weeks ago I had an amazing lucid dream. I started to write about it, but forgot that I had. so here it is ( Read more... )

1. Spell your first name backwards: Johnny - emosewa ( Read more... )

So theres this chick in my calulus class that sits next to me literally everyday. She's just the regular mediocre / tame looking type of girl. But the strange thing is that i think she may be pregnant, not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just that i'm not sure if shes pregnant or just has a nice little gut. Its one of those situations ( Read more... )