Brothers! Desperation Day is upon us.

That was...really not my fault.

Your International Spy Name is Shock Swan


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I'm bored. Not much you can do with useless hands. Here are my answers as dictated to Hollister.

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Is Barney In You?

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Hey..Billy. Hey..hey..come here.

Barney walked up to Brooke's door, he pulled his sleeve back, it was 5:55, still five minutes to spare. Well, it never hurts to be a little bit early. He straightened out his shirt, and did a swift once over, he was wearing a suit, sans jacket and tie. He wore that stuff to impress, since he had already gotten Brooke to have dinner with him, he ( Read more... )

*Drinking but mostly swirling scotch glass*

Damn..baby sock. *mumbles* Bob Barker..Dad?

Damn BABIES!!

Billy rolled over in bed and looked at the clock. It was 4 o' clock in the morning and for some reason he heard music. 80's music none-the-less. He sighed and got out of bed figuring that he should investigate the noise. Donning a robe that Barney had given him, he left his hideaway room ( Read more... )

Behind every great man is a great wingman: Michael Jordon had Scottie Pippen, George Bush the First had Dan Quayle, and Han Solo had Chewbacca. But sadly you can't snap your fingers and find a Dan Quayle, so I have been forced to scrape by with Ted as my wingman for the last few years. But no more ( Read more... )