"being canadian is better than being jewish", but moving on...

thank you j, j, and m for a fabulous evening. being all dressed up and fancy at the newbury st gala made me feel fucking fabulous.
no thanks will be given for the coke-blowing extravaganza attended later in the evening.

i hope everyone has a fabulous new year!!!

SO much good shit for xmas ( Read more... )

i heard the most disturbing xmas song the other day. its some woman talking about fucking santa clause. shes all, "im naked by the fire...i have present for santa this year, and hes got a big one for me". i thought maybe it was ambiguous or that i was a pervert but then she said "his big north pole sure gets cold" and then something about his butt ( Read more... )

so i managed to pull a 3.8 this semester. not too shabby. still, the B+ should have been an A ( Read more... )

free lunch makes me happy. gary v makes me happy. knowing the next step i want to take in my life makes me happy. love makes me happy.

bad hair days makes me mad. losing my job makes me mad. credit card bills make me mad.

also this: kerry davis is a giant whore...more later.

is anyone else's lj showing entries for tuesday december 17th?

anytime i make calls at work, and i have to spell my last name out i always say, "V as in victor". Jay keeps daring me to say "V as in vagina" and i never do it. for some ungodly reason i decided to say it today when i was paying a bill over the phone. i almost lost my shit, and so did the guy on the other end of the phone ( Read more... )

i fucking hate it when people lick their fingers before giving you a piece of paper or money. thats SO fucking gross i cant even begin to express my disgust ( Read more... )

i had some weird fuckin dreams last night. i think it was the emerson food...or maybe it was because of that metro article i read yesterday about the reindeer DNA ( Read more... )

let it be known that i want adam rathe to "sex me so good i say blah blah blah"

(i also would not be opposed to him going downtown to "eat it like a vulture")

that is all.