http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

Ai's prediction was rather amusing - "Anything where you can kiss ass." Not sure what an Office Numpty is. Stel is apparently in her ideal job already.

Amusing. Back to work.

*bangs head against desk*

i simply cannot understand how to end a sentence with "one" or "what".

how the hell did you singaporeans come up with that damn "language"?

today, i am beginning my online singlish classes. with your witting or unwitting help ( Read more... )

so last night at swing class, i went up to one of the singaporean girls in class and with a huge shit-eating grin on my face blurted out "ask me for what? how i know ( Read more... )

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(originally posted in my xanga ( Read more... )

this was way too funny not to share...

http://dk-net.com/users/kevin/cybersex.html