DON'T GET MAD OKAY?

[batta_le_manine]

Please tell me someone else watched that medals ceremony for the rowing with that US bloke with a massive lob on? Nearly pissed ourselves laughing, Rab and me, because really that is what the Olympic spirit around the shop is all about.

Been volleying back and forth with Diva on Skype and Whatsapp because she's stupidly not home still. Yet being

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[inthereeperbahn]

hey if you want to get a proper eye ful watch the mens gymnastics!!!! flopping about all over the place haha

ear zits are the FUCKING WORST, i would actualy rather have willy warts than an ear zit D:

[batta_le_manine]

I...no. I will leave the flop peeping all for you, sex pest. That is the most grim description of a sport I can think of since Jones showed up with pigtails.

MY GOD no way mate I use one of those things more than the other and it sure as fuck ain't my ears.

[bikini_bamalam]

I CONCUR.

[dark_enraptured]

How would it even be possible to concentrate on rowing in that situation? I imagine he must have been very put-out!

Thanks for having me over last week. It was good to spend time with you and Dajve. I'm starting to feel a little more settled now.

I wonder if you can commission sex dolls to look like specific people? My first thought is "if I could get one to double for myself I could probably dress it up and sit it at work and nobody would notice I wasn't in the office" ;)

[batta_le_manine]

That's what I'm saying, mate. Though maybe it was in response to winning? Everything wanted to get involved? Apparently he gave an interview in which he said it's a 'common problem amongst rowers'. Apparently I'm a rower, too?

No thanks needed, was nice to have someone round. Welcome anytime.

That's probably a question better suited for Pip. The pervy sex pest with the loud clothes. And a penchant for willy warts if the above comment is anything to go by!

[dark_enraptured]

He certainly must have been overjoyed at his victory in that case!

I'll have to ask Pip then (although judging by the link he posted on his last journal entry I might get more information than I bargain for!)

[batta_le_manine]

Mate: let me (re)teach you a lesson - never click the links in Pip's journo, hey?

[scratch_gabba]

seconding ear zits, proper pain. get some cans though earbuds are shite.

Stop makin the olympics sounds remotely entertaining.

Also im takin it you mean horrorshow like in Clockwork orange yeah? yeah course you do, you love me.

[batta_le_manine]

I can't shove proper cans in my pocket when I'm out and about though, can I? Plus they'll ruin my perfect coiffed hair. :(

Figuring anything, Olympic or not, consisting of tight spandex and boners would ping your radar, hey?

Horrorshow like....yeah. Exactly that, mate. I'm terrified at what you have in store.

[atrum_astrum]

the thought of doing a gay little thing

Colour me UNSURPRISED at both the size description and orientation of this 'thing'.

[batta_le_manine]

You want me to give you a list of things that unsurprise me about you? This can be done. Easily. With relishment.

[frets_and_ink]

Whats yer faggery about now, spill it out fer uncle Jojo hey?

[batta_le_manine]

You know the deal, I get to sit on your lap to tell you or NO DICE.

[frets_and_ink]

Yea alright but dont wear black trousers cuz ya know ya cant cop the stains mate.

[batta_le_manine]

Like you've ever let me wear trousers while doing that? Don't be coy.