how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck gave a fuck

[batta_le_manine]

Story of my life: waiting for Diva to finish packing (WE ARE GOING FOR 48 HOURS HOW MUCH LUGGAGE COULD THAT POSSIBLY REQUIRE?) for us to head over to ~Daresbury Estate~ for Creamfields. Two names that I will fully intend to make appropriately given for such an event. So if the tent (as if I would ever get my wife in a bloody tent) is rocking, don't

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[bikini_bamalam]

I AM PACKING FOR WORK CLOTHES AND PLAY CLOTHES WHAT DO U EXPECT???? Like srsly if u were more help this wld ttly happen quicker, I TOLD u I need an assistant ;___________________;

Way soz 2 hear theres trubs in bloodbro paradise, maybe he has his period?????????

Aww poor Rojn, he got an upset tummy from that handbag he chewed :o( Dont b mad at him hes only a baby.

[batta_le_manine]

HONESTLY PLAY CLOTHES ARE INVISIBLE SO JUST THROW SOME IN THE BAG. And you said I WAS NO HELP when I told you to just bring a burka for on camera and lacy knickers for play time. I HAVE GOOD TASTE OKAY?

I think we both have a bit of the cranks, nice to take a few days off from work that I reckon will reset.

Baby needs a new toy or something cause the bag and the shoes in one week is a new record!

[bikini_bamalam]

SSH u wld be super sad if u didnt have ne wrapping, dont even lie. Also Im pretty sure a burka contravenes my contract, so :oP

Has he stopped forcefeeding himself Ben & Jerrys yet?? Tell him 2 watch Clueless and harden the eff up :oP

Oh ur so rite!!!! I will go shopping in NY, I bet theres amaze stuff!!!

Miss u Mr Bikinus xxx

[batta_le_manine]

AS IT SHOULD. Something tells me it's against the contact of the universe to swaddle an arse you could bounce a copper off of.

I...don't see how those two things are related, especially for toughening yourself up. Reckon he's come round a bit now that we've had a bit of a mini break.

I bet there's some amaze stuff for his mum as well. Don't hold back.

AHEM YOU MISSPELLED AUDITORE.

[inthereeperbahn]

Man flu sucks!!! Drink hot whiskey and lemonade, it's like magic :D

Real doll Dajve lmao, I want to borrow her for my window display as long as you sponge her down first :P

[batta_le_manine]

Mate you're not wrong, top advice!

How about you can borrow her for your window display before I sponge her down? I like to mark my territory.

[atrum_astrum]

Hahaha my god that icon is hideous. I hope she batters the cold right out of you for it.

And to answer your question: so, so much luggage.

[batta_le_manine]

That icon is an homage to patriotism, thankyouverymuch.

Christ, you're not kidding.

[frets_and_ink]

Ah mate dog spew is the worst - though I spose if we ate what they ate then our spew wouldnt be quite as tolerable either. Hope yer weekend away is tops, see ya on the flip?

[batta_le_manine]

I don't know what your spew is like now, but I'm usually trying to put a distance between me and mine. God only knows that if anyone was going to think their sick a work of art it'd be you.

See you out later I reckon.

[sweetaspete]

Dogs always sick up in the worst places! One of mine was sick on my backpack once and it seeped through onto my homework D:

[batta_le_manine]

I hope you still turned it in as is