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batta_le_manine

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Jan 30, 2013 09:32

You know what the best part about watching your wife be vilified (for being HILARIOUS, frankly) and celebrated (for putting truly revolting things in her mouth that aren't attached to myself) and sharing breathing air with Jedward it's ( Read more... )

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scratch_gabba February 2 2013, 19:01:44 UTC

Shes doin brilliant though hey? an id well eat all that stuff just for a laugh, never mind telly.

Come out for a pint this week?

batta_le_manine February 19 2013, 07:56:06 UTC

Of COURSE she is, as if there was a doubt! And we all know about your strange compulsions, you'd eat it just cause it's there lobster boy.

Cheers for the night out - again soon before she's back hey?

prinklebrick February 9 2013, 10:32:05 UTC

I enjoyed watching her eat balls. You think she'd be more practised.

batta_le_manine February 19 2013, 07:57:50 UTC

I've no doubt because of similar feelings that lead you to stare her down in a bikini not too long ago.

Thus concludes your singular kind invitation to shut the fuck up about my wife, Preach.

prinklebrick February 20 2013, 05:16:46 UTC

Pretty much. Imagine all the similar feelings being displayed by the male 18-35 bracket across the nation. Warms your heart, doesnt it?

batta_le_manine February 24 2013, 07:02:06 UTC

Tempering those feelings by rolling over and gagging for it from the bottom I suppose. Transference, ugly business.

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frets_and_ink February 10 2013, 05:50:48 UTC

Hows the baby implant goin - any news???

Tell Rab ta grow a pair, he should be balls deep in fanny with that head.

batta_le_manine February 19 2013, 07:58:39 UTC

It's going, mate. Hopefully some news soon!

Should he now? You got any openings on your dance card for him in that case? I've spoken of your magical fanny to him on many an occasion.

frets_and_ink February 19 2013, 09:10:32 UTC

Good luck son, sendin you guys the good vibes.

Dont ya reckon? Hes not a bad lookin fella, and hes got a steady job and is polite to yer mum - what more do sheilas want? Anyway fark you pimpin me out, ya know my fanny is for your eyes only.

batta_le_manine February 19 2013, 13:46:57 UTC

Cheers mate, soon as there's good news to share you'll be in the know.

I do reckon, but trying to get him to go out on the night when every unattached fanny in town is on the prowl was a no-go. Who knows, maybe I'm offering up the wrong bait? Good thing you've got both sets of tackle. Come lure him.