1 2 3 4 get yo woman on tha floor

[batta_le_manine]

You know what's more pathetic, as a married, completely heterosexual male, than spending Valentine's Day with your single meek-mannered best mate while your smoking hot wife runs around Australia with the two LEAST heterosexual males to have ever lived?

NOTHINGClearly, I spent VDay with Rab and Rojn and his pup Tallie at his place, getting

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[atrum_astrum]

Oh god if she doesn't kick Jedward's ass (literally and figuratively for the win) there is no fucking justice in the world.

[batta_le_manine]

As much as it terrifies and nauseates me, I have to agree.

/screened/

[frets_and_ink]

So how many didja rub out over that Ashley stoush? Got it on record, have ya??

/screened/

[batta_le_manine]

I have no idea what you're talking about, mate.

(So bloody many, my god).

/screened/

[frets_and_ink]

No shit son, that was smokin.

[bikini_bamalam]

Okay this is ttly a project - he WILL get a gf this year, TESTIFY.

[batta_le_manine]

PREAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH!