Also, this has been around the block a bit already, I know, but I just saw it (thanks Ellen). I found it pretty LOLtastic.

( Sarah Palin's Facebook )

These are the only thing that even slightly makes me wish I'd bought an iPod instead of my nice fakepod which I ♥ very much. Fakepod, I do love you. These are just really, really pretty.

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batteal quote of the day:

You can't consistently pull your pants up by yourself; you're not old enough to play Battleship.

DEXTER SEASON PREMIERE THIS SUNDAY OMG Y'ALL.

After a lot of research and comparing features, and all the requisite soul-searching involved when making any purchase as important as an mp3 player, I decided upon this Sansa Fuze 8 GB, a very highly-reviewed and nicely-priced fakepod which seems to have everything I really want. (Well, except for infinite music storage space, but nothing would ( Read more... )

What should I get for my birthday, an iPod or a 'pod knockoff like this Sansa thing? What do you have, and do you like it? The fakepods are sooo much cheaper, and they tend to come with a radio tuner, which I want... so I'm tempted in that direction. That's right, I don't have a portable mp3 player (well, yeah I do, on my phone, but that doesn' ( Read more... )

I can't stop thinking about The Renewed Mind Is the Key.

I'm not going to post the video here. I know you've already seen it. I just can't stop thinking about it.

This post goes out to bentlieeeeeeWe were at a meet and greet picnic thingy for Jake's preschool last night, and GUESS WUT THEY HAD? Funfetti cupcakes with pink frosting and sprinkles. THOSE BISHES WERE GONE like....FUNFETTI CUPCAKES at a PRESCHOOL PARTY - but not before I had TWO OF THEMS. One of them had had the top licked off by Jake, but you know I was ( Read more... )

People who still wantonly send along every "Fw: Fw: Fw:" that clogs up their inbox need to suffer irreparable, cataclysmic hard drive failure and be banned from the internets. How do these people seriously still exist?

I think I'm probably going to make a long overdue Mom/Parent Shit filter, to spare those of you who don't eat sleep and breathe all things BABY like I do right now. By default if you're a momma you'll probably be in on that - anyone else who might wanna be, uh, just let me know; I don't have a problem with that ( Read more... )