Comments | bbgoat: The Youngest Billy Goat withstands an assault upon her virtue.

bbgoat

The Youngest Billy Goat withstands an assault upon her virtue.

Jan 01, 2008 21:48

So if life was like a Macy's advert and I got an annual card-coupon from the city in which I live, it would be like:

[ooc: hand-drawn and fairly ornate rectangle]

Happy New Year! Have a complimentary subway groping from an old man in a fedora, FREE OF CHARGE.

And the redeeming of it would be compulsory. So like, thanks New York. I would say ( Read more... )

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hareish January 2 2008, 03:24:27 UTC

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bbgoat January 2 2008, 03:29:55 UTC

Who's Kilroy?

hareish January 2 2008, 03:31:54 UTC

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bbgoat January 2 2008, 03:43:49 UTC

What? If I got groped by a dude who looked like Freddy Prinze Jr I'd PROBABLY have mentioned that. I mean I guess it would have been better, but then Sarah Michelle Gellar would've made some stupid ass horror movie about it.

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getoffmybridge January 2 2008, 03:28:13 UTC

Fuck.

You're still around?

bbgoat January 2 2008, 03:33:45 UTC

Kinda looks like it, huh?

getoffmybridge January 2 2008, 04:05:39 UTC

Too bad he didn't do more than just grope you.

elder_goat January 2 2008, 03:31:36 UTC

Hell, I got groped in Chicago. I'm hoping to avoid that here.

bbgoat January 2 2008, 03:36:32 UTC

Mace.

bramblesgaveway January 2 2008, 03:37:25 UTC

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bbgoat January 2 2008, 03:45:45 UTC

Nah, there was eye contact though, I nearly knocked him in the head with his cane. Guy had creepy leprechaun eyes.

bramblesgaveway January 2 2008, 04:02:55 UTC

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bbgoat January 2 2008, 04:25:25 UTC

It was an unholy twinkle.

elder_goat January 2 2008, 03:42:58 UTC

Hell, I got groped in Chicago. I'm hoping to avoid that here.