One british drive-through worker says "Hello..." and Marybeth near bout' dies of laughter.

I think I'm going to start (semi) regularly updating my Livejournal again. Maybe I'll just put more serious stuff on here, or stuff I don't feel like posting on Myspace. Either way, I haven't decided yet. Don't expect too many laughs though. Livejournal is where I'm going to dump all of my "trash ( Read more... )

"ACHTUNG!Matt may actually be a spider-human hybrid

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Dear resident ( Read more... )

People and groups I’ve decided that I hate ( Read more... )

Today, ladies and gentlemen, I have for your reading pleasure my thoughts. That’s right. My thoughts. I decided one day during chemistry to jot down everything I thought of while Mr. Cashen talked. It’s a good hours-worth of thoughts. You may not understand some of it if you weren’t there, but oh well. Of course, I did have to edit it for content. ( Read more... )

Drugs are one of the biggest drains on society. Because drugs ruin everything, we all need an anti-drug. This has been decided by the government. Or maybe your parents. But definitely the government ( Read more... )

As we all know, this year of 2004, was the Presidential election. Because this is Bush's second term in office, he will, of course, not have a third. Or will he? Well...no he won't. Which is why I beg the question...who will take his place? Certainly not you ( Read more... )

How to setup a Christmas tree ( Read more... )