An open letter to the Lizard Kingdom

[beathog]

Dear Lizard People,

Stay out of my house.  Really.

I have no axe to grind with you, if you stay out of my house.  You are welcome in my yard, and in my garden, to scamper along the fence or over the wall.  You may eat all the bugs you find there, especially the ants and spiders (there are more than enough to go around).

But, stay the hell out of my

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[aliskye]

Eep!

[gottasing]

Apparently your house smells good to lizards. Hmm....

[hroar]

Intersting!
The lizards around here are getting bigger, bu t no one has tried to get in yet...
I think they enjoy watching me work.

[usqueba]

They're probably teen lizards, "Haaa, that cat can't get me!"

[beathog]

Ha! Teen lizards!! LOL

[archerpren]

from the lizards:
"cat we don see no stinkink cat. we will wander in and pillage jour warmpth, eat jour cat foods, an do wat we will. we speet on jour...HEY THAS MY TAIL! RUN MY SCALEY MINJIONS! RUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!"