So there's this new featured LJ group, alittleawkward, where people post awkward experiences they've had. Like that time that you thought you just had to fart, but in fact, you shat all over yourself. And worst of all, your crush was totally standing right there ( Read more... )

I've been watching a lot of Barats and Beretta lately. They're one of those groups of college film majors who spend time making not terribly funny comedy skits and posts them on youtube. They're not great skits but they're well produced and, okay, I'll admit it, they're both really hot ( Read more... )

So, my favorite porn site, www.tylersroom.net (obviously, this link is not work safe), this month has a series of videos featuring very very attractive men having sex with a ridiculously ugly old man.

Ethan:

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Footnote to Howl, as retold by Robin on the first season of The Super Friends ( Read more... )

Gah!  Thank god.  I thought it would never happen ( Read more... )

Superman gets the title Man of Steel, but I noticed something as I was watching his latest movie: his steely powers are nothing compared to Lois Lane's.  Yeah, Superman deflects bullets and lifts trains high above his head, but Lois is the one who's apparently unkillable.

For instance, one of the very first scenes, Lois, in the front seat of an ( Read more... )

Today I hung out with someone I work with at a street fair, and he was telling me about his computer.  "I used to have a Twin Towers wallpaper on my computer," he said, "but it kept crashing."

I felt a little bad, but I laughed for around twenty minutes. 

Today, as I walked to the temp agency to pick up my check for a week of boredom so awful that it could only have been created by a woman's clothing company, I was blocked by a man taking up an entire street corner with a jaunty little song and dance diddy.  The lyrics were both uplifting and inspiring.  It went a little something like this:  "J-E-S ( Read more... )

So, I was watching porn the other day (I know, I know, what else is new?  If I watched any more porn there would be holes in my eyes the shape of perfectly round and wonderful buttocks.  But perhaps I've said too much).  It was one of those plotless things with just two guys whose names appear and then they're naked.  Bam!  Just like that, and ( Read more... )

I was thinking about those old Klondike ice cream bar commercials today, because after a 10 hour day in an office choked with vagina, I wanted some ice cream, and I got some and it was delicious. But as I was eating the Klondike Bar, which was, as advertised, big and thick with no room for a stick (which is also the slogan for the unfortunately ( Read more... )