Comments | beautifulgame: Cubic Zirconia

beautifulgame

Cubic Zirconia

Jun 26, 2006 23:26

Today, I had a girl tell me the following:

"You look like Adam Sandler, only hot. But not rich. So maybe not as hot."

That' me, I guess. A poor man's Adam Sandler. Fucking fantastic.

-ZGS

Comments 8

anonymous June 27 2006, 04:35:47 UTC

Look, I have to disagree. You're not Jewy enough to look like Adam Sandler.

Gimme a call, so we can eat some nurishing food and share interesting stories to fill our mind's stomach. I'm leaving Lawrence at the end of June.

Brandon N.

beautifulgame June 27 2006, 06:36:07 UTC

yes.

tallywhack June 27 2006, 05:14:03 UTC

i dont see the similarities to adam sandler. plus that dude isn't witty or smart.

i got called jason biggs once. i think that is just about as bad.

( ... )

beautifulgame June 27 2006, 06:35:23 UTC

In the lady's defense, in terms of wit and intellect, I had just uttered the sentence "Fucking motherfucker needs to back the fuck off before he gets fed to a fucking Greenland Shark," in reference to a gentleman who was acting a bit rowdy in a public area.

Not exactly the paragon of brilliance.

(for more info on the Greenland Shark, visit this fine page at Wikipedia.com!)

tallywhack June 27 2006, 19:23:57 UTC

perhaps it would have been funnier if you would have fed him to a brown shark.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brown+shark

My dad was in "Cannonball Run". leondacter June 27 2006, 05:29:08 UTC

People say I look like Peter DeLuise. But smokin'! But not associated with playing second fiddle to Johnny Depp in "21 Jump Street". So more like a "friendly" looking eightied-out Fonzie with some baby fat and a passion for JUSTICE!!!

That's money, I think. So is Sandler, just think young Sandler, like younger than Billy Madison, maybe even Remote Control Sandler, you know, rocking out in his recliner with the bill on his beach cap flipped up.

Personally, though, I think you look more like a black Hoagy Carmichael.

Re: My dad was in "Cannonball Run". beautifulgame June 27 2006, 06:29:22 UTC

Oh, Officer Penhall! You're so dreamy!

Re: My dad was in "Cannonball Run". leondacter June 27 2006, 22:11:50 UTC

Hey, call me Joey. And don't worry, pal, I'm gonna figure out just how all this heroin keeps getting into the juvenile prison. Me and Hanson are all over it. Like white on rice. Like my father on a plate of pirogies. Like Paris Hilton on a cock.

Oh yeah, thanks.