1) Public service announcement: You are wearing too much cologne if I can smell you from my car, driving by at 30 mph ( Read more... )

While cutting the grass in the back, Austin ran over two baby bunnies with the lawnmower. Alex and I picked up their shredded bodies and put them in the trash. We searched the area for any more that might be hiding and ended up finding three others.

There is blood on our hands.

-ZGS

My eyes are inexplicably red. Monster red. Matching popped blood vessel red ( Read more... )

Looking through my archive and counting on my hands, I believe that this is my 132nd entry on livejournal.

(insert big debate over accomplishment vs. lameness).

Oh. Also, when I ride my bike in the rain, it looks like I pooped my pants.

-ZGS

I've been writing a story. Maybe I'll post it. Or maybe, I'll realize that it sucks and leave it alone. I'm trying very hard to be honest about the way things happen. About the way things pan out ( Read more... )

Chimbonda. Say it wtih me, folks. Chimbonda. Cheem-bohn-duh. Pascal Chimbonda, to be exact. What a crafty fucking African ( Read more... )

Went to Barnes & Noble in Topeka after my soccer game. Spent $56 on books. Celebrated the resurrection of Christ by subsequently resurrecting my interest in Alexander Dumas.

Also, mowed the lawn. Shirtless. How manly!

-ZGS

Manic day.

- went to class, did poorly on quiz.
- slept on couch most of afternoon.
- got called for a favor.
- popped bike tire on trail in OP.
- played bball with scottyMat.
- broke down and called parents to ask for money.
- missed soccer practice.
- ate an unsatisfying salad.
- read Walt Whitman.
- spoke too much about the future.

-ZGS

Okay, so I just found out that there's a Bolivian soccer club called "The Strongest" which may not rock your world, but fucking COMPLETES mine. A sweet name like FCACDC aside, why would you name your team anything but The Strongest? There can be no argument.

The Strongest. Orgasm.

-ZGS

Read "The Marvelous Arithmetics of Distance" by Audre Lorde. Or go fuck yourselves.

-ZGS