"A successful marriage is basically an endless cycle of wrongs committed, apologies offered, and forgiveness granted, all leavened by the occasional orgasm." --Dan Savage

Becky Edmonds wrote
at 12:03am tomorrow

women are so complicated.

dear arctic wind from northern canada,

go home.
now.

love forever,
becky

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Schwarzenegger is in my MS Word's dictionary.

I read on the TFA website that the average income in Manhattan is like $110,000. The averages for other boroughs are lower but nonetheless, it seems that an average like that can only really arise from massive income disparities the likes of which I can't quite fathom. I mean, is everyone who lives on Manhattan island either really rich or really

Nationally there will be protests against Prop. 8 in California. Here's the thing though: California wasn't even the only state to pass an amendment banning gay marriage this year. And it REALLY wasn't the only one to have passed such an amendment in the past, say, five years. Was it 2004 when 11 states passed amendments banning gay marriage? ( Read more... )

Colbert:

"TONIGHT: California bans gay marriage. Next up, Iowa bans CORN."

I've heard gas prices are going to go back up (shocking!) and so in that light I find these hilarious:


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