- This past weekend Scuzzy and I saw "In Her Shoes". It was pretty good. I like that Scuzzy prefers chick flicks over action films. I like action films more than he does. I also like growing a beard, lifting weights, and shooting wild boars. Yes, dear LiveJournal readers, I am a man. All man. 100% pure male beef. Look at my muscles. I am strong. ( Read more... )

My uncle died Friday. My aunt found his dead cold body in the morning. She tried to give him CPR but he was long gone. Massive heart attack. He was only 42. He had two kids. His girl just started her first year at college. His boy is only in middle school. He was my mother's baby brother. Her favorite brother. She had three. She's devastated. ( Read more... )

- It's Saturday morning Scuzzy is making me some eggs and hash browns with strawberry jam on toast. I like breakfast. It's a fast break from the oncoming hectic day. Except today isn't going to be hectic. So, why do I even need to take a fast break? I fucking don't ( Read more... )

- Last Sunday we visited my parents in Maine. They're renting a house for a week. It was beautiful. The house was on the ocean. Bright blue sea water as far as the eye can see. I think they want to sell their house on the Cape and purchase one on the ocean in Maine. Oh what a dilemma ( Read more... )

We are back from our vacay. We miss our vacay. Let's have vacay again sometime soon. Okay?

( And here I present to you, my faithful readers, a summary of said vacay that will only be interesting to the parties involved. )

- I'm sitting at my grandmother's computer armoire. She gave it to me. Left it to me really. We have so much of her stuff sprinkled around our apartment. My mother keeps making me take more stuff. I don't want any of it. This armoire is awkward and uncomfortable. How could Grandma stand it ( Read more... )

My mind can only store so much math. So, don't go trying to teach me math. I have already forgotten high school trigonometry. I can add and subtract like a motherfucker, though ( Read more... )

My grandmother died three weeks ago this Sunday, which is actually today. She was great. I will miss her more than I could describe on this lifeless vacuous internet journal site. Nobody comment about it. Nothing. I mean it ( Read more... )

What is it? February 56th? Shouldn't winter be over? Haven't we suffered enough ( Read more... )

Stupid Boston "State of Emergency" (if that is indeed your real name). Now we can't go visit Ethan at the hospital. A measly two feet of snow and 80 mph winds and the stupid city can't handle it. Well, my father just called to tell us that Ethan is doing really well so, that's something. He might even get released today, except my parents will just ( Read more... )