Vaginas are interesting and intriguing things, I've discovered.

OH. MY. GAWD. I AM A GIRL.

WHERE IS MY PENIS??? I MISS MY PENIS!!!!

I'D GLADLY TRADE IT FOR ALL THIS BLEEDING - I THINK I'M DYING.

I HATE EVERYTHING!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

JUST... PENIS! GONE! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS???

Terribly sorry, and very random...

But I'm afraid I'm beginning to miss Draco's hair. Just a bit.

Um... person who thought of this prank... you know who you are... I'll be seeking you out sometime soon to ask you when my boyfriend's hair will be growing back.

Thanks. And your secret is safe with me, remember.

I do declare. That was absolutely brilliant.

Congratulations to the culprits. That was even better than my underpants idea!

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wonder how it is that I have been losing so much water today, and I'm not dead.

I'm not even thirsty. I'm just wet and smelly.

Not fun.

Well. At least I get to spend this holiday with Draco. His parents have been sending him... things... but he's still here, through sheer force of will, no doubt.

And we're taking advantage of that. A lot. Daily. A lot and daily ( Read more... )

I can't believe you, any of you. You're all so fucking stupid... Jumping to conclusions like that, not specifying what the hell you were talking about so that Draco wouldn't have operated under the misconception that you were talking about he and Blaise shrinking the Hufflepuff's clothes ( Read more... )

Alright, I know drugs are bad and all, but we're both bored,and well... I'm sure it'll be fun.

So. Anyone have any Floo Powder on them? If so, owl it to Draco's room STAT.

Mmm... this is bloody amazing butterbeer.

Well. Here I am... somewhere. Erm. It's warm. And Draco's with me.

It's brilliant. Great idea, love.

Before anyone else asks, NO, I do not fancy Pansy Parkinson.

Kissing back... it just seemed the polite thing to do.

That is all.