Jesus tittyfucking christ, I can not remember the last time I used this thing. Sometimes, I just end up getting in and out of the habit of typing up shit like this. I've been up all morning, listening to the self-titled Black Sabbath album, and just being pissed off. Moreso than usual. I guess it all comes down to the fact that some people need ( Read more... )

1.Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with ( Read more... )

Funny, how someone can go from absolutely hating a person, to going with them to a show,which they know full well their ex boyfriend is gonna be at, with all bands that they dont like. What the fuck did I do so wrong to make Becky so vengeful towards me? Kill me now.

So, in the past few months (who am I kidding? more like 21 years of my life) I've pissed off my fair share of people. Most were deserving, but a lot werent. Basically, what it comes down to is Im probably the biggest asshole anyone has ever met. So, heres a list of people I'd kinda like to say Im sorry to ( Read more... )

My house sucks so much dick right now. Let me tell you why it sucks so much dick. Theyre working on the watermain on my street. So, since theyre working on that, our water is being fed to the house through a fucking hose. A FUCKING HOSE! We have to drink bottled water, like jerks, because our tapwater tastes like a combination of hose and pee ( Read more... )

Inherently, everyone is, in fact, two people. Everyone has two sides to them. Every person is both a yin, and a yang. There is a dark side to people, and there is the light side of people. Everybody has two personalities. However, most people can not differenciate between their personalities, which makes their inner selves seem to be one. ( Read more... )

Here's a good rule of thumb... Before you go off on a defensive bitching tangent over someones livejournal post, try finding out if its even about you or not!

Dreadlocks on white people look stupid.
only a couple can pull them off.
you cant.
get over it.
Like how im making fun of your typing?
Its so easy.
youre an easy target.
and your best friend is a whore.

Yay. I have to go play another friggin show today! Do I want to? Umm no. Normally, I dont mind playing shows, but damn am I sick today. I'm probably just going to play, then leave. Anywho, this post will probably be about a number of topics, since there is alot bugging me ( Read more... )

Yeah, I am a friggin dork. I came back to ye olde livejournal. I never really deleted the account to begin with. Anyways, myspace has become too damn trendy, and I need something to offend people in, so I decided to kick it old school. And, I swear I will never talk like that again. Anywho, all has been great. Most of my classes for this ( Read more... )