I feel awful. Really, really awful. Tell me a joke, please. Or show me something funny. I don't care what. I just want to see or read something that will make me smile.
I have a really great dead baby joke. Its horrid!!! It'll either make you laugh or vomit with rage!!! Hooray!!! Ok here goes: What do you get when you slice open a dead baby with a straight razor? Answer: An Erection!!!
Oh, I like that one. I used to know a million really good dead baby jokes, but they pissed everyone off so I had to stop telling them. I think you may have been one of the only people in Tallahassee who ever laughed at them.
No, but you will get to see me during shift change on Thursday. :) And I wanted to warn you, for some cruel reason Tom scheduled you to work with Kathulu (who is off her medication and more off her rocker than usual, which is really saying something) on Thursday. I think he wants you to feel our pain...
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What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
I was also a fan of "What do you call a man with no legs and no arms..." but they got kinda repetitive so I stopped telling those, too.
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What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
*snrk*
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http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor
Especially when he has a chinchilla
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor+3/
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My brain just exploded.
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That always makes me laugh (not really).
Do I get to work with you at all next Thurs/Fri?
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