"i could make fuckin' poop and call it Disney."
- Laura Diewald, Future Law School Student

p.s. thank you matt diewald for the trillion cds you burned me.

p.p.s. thank you jessica bailey for being amazing enough to tenatively design THE NEW PIEBALD WEBSITE.

p.p.farts. thank you kill bill for being amazing.

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"have you ever looked at your feet and pretended they were stumpy hands?"
- laura renee diewald, soon to be law school student.
i couldn't be prouder... or laugh any harder than i did when she asked me that question.

having a moustache is weird.

we're playing "deluxe edition" monopoly tonight. im gonna go prep my golden bling bling thimble.

this looks good.

this looks better.

ba ba ba best.

ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!

whoever broke into my car and stole my stereo/camera/cd collection see me for your punch in the fucking face.

THANKS!!!

my abusive wife found out that the hardest part to bruise on the human body is your chin. my fucking face hurts. i would return the beating, but im afraid laura was born with nothing inbetween her neck and her bottom lip ( Read more... )

if i had to choose one person to spend the rest of my days with, i would choose the woman who puts up with my whining, farting, and laziness. her name is laura. she is my wifey.
plus she buys me things like dvds and candy.
in my eyes, there is no better life to live.

yet another positive message from our Christian friends at Chick.com

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The following is from a booklet I found in a public restroom today thanks to our Christian friends at Chick Publications.

"Kids love Halloween because it's both fun and scary. But they have no idea what's behind this celebration. To Satanists and Witches, Halloween is no joke. It's their most solemn ceremony of the year. As we get closer to ( Read more... )

Good News.

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