Another day waking up greasy and dirty in sweltering heat on someone's floor. Said a sad and heartfelt goodbye to the Riot Before. We will miss those guys. More compulsive face washing in public bathrooms. More iced coffee and Taco Bell 7-turned-5-layer burritos. Joe and I began cutting the sex scenes out of romance novels so that we can paste them ( Read more... )

So to pick up from where we left off, we ate a lot more delicious food at Justin's house before leaving and hitting the road. I forget if I mentioned this before, but he comes from a family of very conservative Christians and a little bit of that rubbed off on him (pro-life stickers on his bass drum) and in the morning, his mom basically went up to ( Read more... )

We were gods yesterday, for an hour, in the Carlinville, Illinois skatepark. Astronauts from a distant planet, Joe Waffles and I glided across the worn metal surfaces of the halfpipes and quarterpipes to a cacophony of "WHOAH"s and "DANG"s from six or seven 3rd graders, apparently indigenous to the park. "Can you guys KICKFLIP?" Psshh. "Jamie, they ( Read more... )

Leaving for Mancub tour in about 24 hours ( Read more... )

All I ever wanted was to pick apart the days, put the pieces back together my way. Rode bikes all over Norfolk after working a bunch with Neal, Cayce, AJ, his girlfriend, Nick, Patrice, JD, etc. I really like hanging out with Neal, which is funny because I hated him in high school. Work is weird. But it's nice working a shift and making 50 bucks. I ( Read more... )

My friends are all on coke and I haven't graduated from red wine and very occasional marijuana use yet. I guess I need more high-powered guns, or maybe I just haven't yet hit the icebergs that sank the kids I went to high school with to depths necessitating chronic self-medication with clumpy white powder. Are your lives really that hard? Obviously ( Read more... )

Finally back after an exhausting jaunt to Richmond these past couple days to see the Ergs and record my full length. The Ergs were fucking amazing and would make my top 20 most fun show experiences ever. Government Warning's set was probably the best I'd ever seen from them. All in all it was a very positive and uplifting time, although a lot of ( Read more... )

After much deliberation, the hot cover song for the Mancub tour has been decided ( Read more... )

Feeling like loose ends are being tied up. My roommate left Sunday morning and it's really bizarre having that entire side of the room really empty and bare. I took advantage of the situation by rolling around on his bed in my stinky underwear and being fascinated by how different the room looked from his side of the room. Sleeping nude and farting ( Read more... )

Hung out with Joe Willis at his jaded hairdresser (wishes-you-was-his) boo's house tonight. Watched "Pump Up the Volume", which was a really enjoyable movie. Any movie with several minute long scenes of simulated masturbation is OK in my book ( Read more... )