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I dreamed last night that Stormy, Dayoff, and Natas were all on crack -- in the sense of being addicted to cheap processed cocaine, not just crazy -- and that the Jew, I, and Benjamin Franklin -- in the sense of the first Postmaster General, not just money -- staged an intervention.

I wasn't especially interested in any of the new Ocean's movies. I've only seen the second one, and that only because my niece (who is four, most of what you need to know about the films) was watching it. And I'm normally negatively interested in Hollywood gossip or fluff pieces. But this was a really funny article. It made me like everyone ( Read more... )

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Roscoe Lee Browne died last week, and I didn't notice. Now I'm sad.

"I regret trifling with married women, I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards, I deplore my occasional departures from the truth, Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday Sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger, and ( Read more... )

"Traditionally, early in the morning boys awake girls by pouring a bucket of water on their head,and douse them with water and strike them about the legs with long thin twigs or switches made from willow, birch or decorated tree branches."

In light of this, I'll be out of town tomorrow if anyone needs me.

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Okay. Tell me that Walt Disney is making a film version of a beloved old cartoon which hadn't been originally Disney, and I am officially dubious. Tell me that it's going to be live-action, with a realistic-ish animal, and I am certain of suck. But despite my expectations, this looks like it might just be awesome ( Read more... )

I don't see how I can use it in DarkCon, but today I got mail from someone named "Stained Taint".