( Quite OOC: The Mountie speaks! And sings! )

01. Who are you ( Read more... )

At the age of ten I was struck in the shoulder with a dead otter by a schoolyard bully.

In addition to being more painful than one might imagine -- certainly more painful than I had imagined, although I'd like to believe I would have stepped forward and attempted to reason with the other boy either way -- it was a singularly shaming experience, ( Read more... )

( Various tests, borrowed from Ray. )

Fraser phoned Ray and Miss Gray with the pertinent details, finding himself connected to a message service each time and unable to forbear wondering if only a single call would have been strictly necessary. The restaurant had been recommended by the Consulate's executive secretary, and he arrived early the following afternoon, feeling somewhat ( Read more... )

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Reply in here with something you would like to do with me someday. Then post this in your journal to find out what people want to do with you.

"Does the word 'sap' mean anything to you, Benny?"

"Of course it does. It's from the Latin 'sapire'."

"It is?"

"Don't be a sap, Ray."When I first met Ray Kowalski, I was extremely skeptical ( Read more... )

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I believe I would respectfully decline the opportunity. As a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, I have certain daily obligations which I cannot and would not choose to abandon, nor place in the hands of one unqualified. The only way to avoid a dereliction of duty would be to trade my day with that of a fellow Mountie, and with my options ( Read more... )