Comments | beregond: Wow

beregond

Wow

Apr 30, 2002 13:00

Faramir is getting divorced!!!!

Wow.

The nice Ms. Larimer invited me and Faramir to the whorehouse to play Hungry Hungry Hippos. Thank you, Ms. Larimer!!! :)

Comments 5

ladyeowyn April 30 2002, 13:03:14 UTC

I hope a little plastic ball sails into his throat and chokes him and he dies in fucking agony.

beregond April 30 2002, 13:04:55 UTC

Then I'll follow him back to Mandos!!!

ladyeowyn April 30 2002, 13:08:45 UTC

Hey BERRY. Did you and FUCKING FARAMIR have fun in Mandos?? I've an idea! Why don't you FUCKING MURDER FARAMIR WHERE HE STANDS and then you can go play there again!!

beregond April 30 2002, 15:20:04 UTC

That's the spirit!

faramir April 30 2002, 13:24:05 UTC

I love you, Beregond!!!!

If she kills me, will you let Beorn eat you again??