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[beregond]

So, um, Nellas has been attempting to be a good mother by trying to choke Bergil to death with her cooking. Wonderful, absolutely fucking wonderful.

I would um, complain more but I'm currently still in the aftermath of ecstasy with Nellas beside me feeling a little sick right now and maybe later, when I'm able to get up, I'll go find some

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[nellas]

Like you'd care. You don't even love him. I do!

You're so amazing You're feeling sick? Don't forget to die.

[beregond]

Ha! When he does die you'll leave me behind to clean up after you. Bitch.

you're so fucking beautiful You're looking a little sick yourself. Oh wait, that's your face.

[nellas]

You should be used to it. You seem to like following others around.

I love you No, it's just having to be near you that puts a look of illness and disgust on my face.

[beregond]

That's because I know a thing called loyalty, something which you obviously don't have, you whore.

i love you so much Liar.

[faramir]

Your transformation into a sexual being disturbs me.

[beregond]

It was repressed.

[faramir]

Whoa, so I see.

I'm surprised you didn't explode.

[beregond]

I kept myself busy by killing small animals and murdering random innocents.

[bergil]

Her cookies wouldn't have killed me!

They were wonderful cookies!

and maybe if I ate them, we'd bond and then at least one parent would continue to admit loving me in public

i bought you some fruit roll-ups, son

[beregond]

Yeah, I'm sure.

Thank god. They'll wash the taste of the cookies out of my mouth

[bergil]

They were. And my teeth are now white and clean. So there.

i thought of that. i got you sixteen boxes.

[beregond]

I would've bought you toothpaste instead so you wouldn't have to suffer through the horror of eating that whore's cookies.