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I am on the subway right now... This spazzy chick literally just popped a huge zit on her face and it started bleeding all over the place. She started mopping up all the blood with a paper receipt, got blood all over hands, and then fell when the train lurched, grabbed the pole I was holding, and got zit blood all over it. Sorry to be gross but ( Read more... ) -
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Well I've actually gone and set a frying pan on fire. I am cooking rice to go with the mango vegetable curry I made, and all of a sudden there was this terrible smell, and I realized that the handle of the frying pan behind the rice pot was actually in flames. Go me ( Read more... ) -
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more subway people watching:
Woman in early 30's well dressed to the point of obviously overcompensating for something, refuses to move for the Subway Breakdancing Kids. They're these two nice kids, one like 12 or 13, the other 17 or 18, who breakdance on the moving subway car for money. Older kid politely asked her to move so they could do they ( Read more... ) -
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Hipsters are so fucking stupid. I'm on the L train on my way home from a production meeting, and the L train runs through Williamsburg, the part of Brooklyn where all the hipsters squat in their Bohemian squalor. Right now I am looking at:
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So today on the subway I saw the first Bag Dress of the season. Bag Dress is a term I coined with Chad to describe those hideous formless cotton dresses that skinny hipster/artist chicks wear. They look like colored cotton flour sacks with pleats in weird places, and they're always a funny length, like right between your waist and your knees, and ( Read more... ) -
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So I was on the subway this morning on my way to work and this giant superthug sits down across from me. This guy was the whole works- hat with a gold dollar sign stitched into it, oversized crimped leather jacket with the dumb patterns all over it, cheap $20 jeans from R.A.G. or somewhere and Timberlands with the front of the jeans legs tied under ( Read more... ) -
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So you know that screwdriver with the end for turning nuts around bolts inside a drilled hole? That is called, as it turns out, a DRILLED SHAFT NUT DRIVER. That's like the most sexual thing I've ever heard and it made me laugh out loud in a total beavis and butthead 13-year-old way.
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I saw a bizarre Australian movie (all Australian movies are bizarre) called The Rage In Placid Lake, wherein this quote can be found ( Read more... ) -
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Because I'm bored and need a break from House episodes, here is a list of 25 things I hate and 25 things I love. That number represents the number of things I could think of before I got bored.
Things I hate1. People making loud noises all the time for no reason ( Read more... ) -
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Who else finds Joaquin Phoenix's new persona to be intensely and continually hilarious? He decides acting isn't really a job and says it's a form of lying (thereby alienating pretty much all of his peers), and THEN decides he wants to be a RAPPER?? Like that's not phony. Then he grows this huge rats nest Unibomber beard and is all "Yo I gots to be ( Read more... )