Whoa that was really fun for me .. I'd like to thank Melky's tooth for the opportunity in left field yesterday = ]. Bernie's alive and well bitches. So here's a bit of an Us Weekly scoop on my life .. because I know you're all dying to know. Les quietly moved back in .. and then she spent all my money on Fifth Ave the next day. How pleasing to me. ( Read more... )

I will never make Alex another mojito again. I don't swear.

Poor Johnny. I just had to buy some Pedialyte for him. = /

P.S. Dont use the bathroom.

So I broke this lamp by myself. And it didn't feel right.
Not breaking the lamp. Just being by myself.

So if you want to come after the game thatd be cool.

- Bernie.

P.S. My guitar is OFF LIMITS.

P.P.S. In response to Tanyon's question:
Where does the brown ground come from? Green plants, a new study reveals. As plants wilt and die, their leaves ( Read more... )

no o1ne came to my parety... i hweate yozu all

I'm upset. i've played nicely, i've had hits and such and who ruins it? yes. my wife. Les. UGH. remember way back when we had "issues" and i became a better husband or whatever the hell she wanted? now, i'm "back to my bad ways" and "I can't put up with your crap anymore, bernabe." BITE ME .. remember way back when i had this house party where we ( Read more... )

[[Hi, Guys. Please bear with me, my summer break comes up late next month and then I'll update daily! I'm just super busy with finals. It's nice to see I've made Bernie and Derek popular. I just cant come up with creative stuff when I'm studying for things like chemistry. Love you guys xo!]]

It's Bernieeeee! Yes bitches THE BERN IS BACK. And I just ( Read more... )

GOOD JOB JORGE!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!

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Ok, so maybe I've been a little "absent" lately. It's not like I've left the planet or pulled a Dave Chappelle or decided to live in the forest or anything, people. I won't use the excuse "I've been spending time with my family" even though that's the truth. I've been working on lots of music, as you all have heard throughout the clubhouse.

Les and ( Read more... )