I love bretty ever so much ( Read more... )

Firstly i'd just like to ask you all to take deep breaths and calm yourselves before reading this entry. An already excited fan may well die instantly upon reading what the best person ever has to say. It's extraordinary what my literary skills can do to a person ( Read more... )

My my my, where to start, the sheer excitement of being back here is causing me to shake uncontrollably in my seat... oh wait... thats the hangover :Firstly the girlfriend thing has gone wrong, and it's such a pity... I am devastated that she could run off with the mailboy, he's not even a postman for fucks sake, although she's probably in shit ( Read more... )

First of all I would like to apologise for ignoring my only true friend, my livejournal account. I have neglected you and for this I am eternally sorry ( Read more... )

Cocaine side effects include but are not limited to ( Read more... )

I recently discovered that my memory of the last 3 years had been erased. With the help of 20 amazing clues that i cleverly thought of leaving behind i found out exactly what it is that i had done in those 3 years and saved the world in the process (I sometimes feel it is my duty as the best person ever to do these kind of things). Oh yes and i ( Read more... )

Today i got my haircut HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAA ( Read more... )

I fear for the worst, I fear my time upon this earth is almost up ( Read more... )

Well, I have heard some good news today, Dr Harold Shipman commited suicide in prison earlier on, this adds to his current tally of sins and may he spend all eternity being punished in hell ( Read more... )

On my earlier post today a comment was made saying this:

Tessahannah:Well it sounds like it was all touch and go there for a while. But really Ben, about this whole best_person_ever notion you seem to have, it just seems to be like a big farce...the best person ever wouldn't take a WHOLE day of college for something as minor as Meningitis. TUT TUT ( Read more... )