Today I would like to thank myself for my strength ( Read more... )

Dear Diary,
If i can't tell you, who can i tell? There is currently only one thing i truly feel i need to get off my chest right now. It's true, i have a big penis and even bigger balls, if any of my associates (it's already been established that i have no friends) read this, i could be in for HUGE embarassement at some point.

It turns out not everybody appreciates my fine literature for what it is. I was expecting a few touches of bitterness from certain young females but this has gone too far. Not only has Tess argued that my writing is not good, she has gone as far as to say that my writing is in fact 'shit'. Now, as you all know, this simply is not true and can only ( Read more... )

Life is good once more, the contemplation of suicide no longer exists. While in a state of severe depression about my earlier discovery i searched the depth of my soul and realised that i need no friends. I am the best person ever and my own company is more than any individual should have the right to ask for ( Read more... )

Thanks to LiveJournal I have noticed that I actually have a number of friends that is neither positive nor negative. I had just set up my account and decided to check out a few of the options, when hovering over friends the website decided to inform me that i have none. If this continues, i feel suicide may well be in order ( Read more... )