I never check this shit. And now I know why. You're retarded.

I'm doing good.

Another week down. Fucking like 11 more to go. Anyway, you're all homos and I hate you blah blah blah.

Go fucking kill yourselves. Your movies are not funny. Seriously. White Chicks....Little Man.... Seriously.

I am so fucking sick of seeing The Donnas on this fucking show. They are like my age and I was 6 when the 80's ended. They need to blow their fucking heads off.

It's called This Quiet Earth. It's a remake. It's about this dude who wakes up and he's the last man on earth, for a little while. There's a great 30 minute sequence where he puts on a dress, talks to cardboard cutouts of adolf hitler and walks around an abandoned city with a shot gun shooting stuff and running over buildings with a giant truck ( Read more... )

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth man was a Government employee. To show off, the engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-sqare pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew ( Read more... )

Went to some bar called Lucky Devils for some show. Got wasted. Made some friends. Going there again tonight, and tomorrow. So yeah, Brautman, the show was alright, better than expected.

So today I get home from work, walk up the stairs to get into my place, and the door is open, so I think, great I got robbed. I go in expecting my stuff to be gone, but instead I smell clean floors. I go into my bedroom and there's a mexican dude making my bed. Apparently this apartment came with weekly maid service. This dude washed all the ( Read more... )

All of you faggots.