Got my own computer so you can comment now.

Dave and I stumbled into some place that has computer access so I figured I'd show up and let you all know how I'm doing. Much to my demise, they sell Ice House 40's and cases of steel reserve down here. So, I decided to let Dave and his buddies in on the lovely world of "Getting steel retarded." We all had a good laugh at the title of what ( Read more... )

I'm outta here Sunday morning. It's been a fun 21 years, but now it's time to grow up. If you want to get ahold of me I will have my cell phone and time permitting I'll get back to you. As far as email goes, please send them to Oirockhooligan@cs.com if you choose to write at all. Every so often if the firewall permits I'll try to update this ( Read more... )

When you're in a situation where you'll be leaving your home behind you start to think of the good times. And the bad. And no matter what all you faggots did to piss me off, I'll always have the one memory that really counts. The day that changed my life forever.

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On this day, I, Jonathan A. Moran, of my own free will, prepared and then ate a salad.

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Whenever the fuck they tell me to, stop fucking asking holy shit. If I fucking hear "Hey, when are you leaving?" one more fucking time I'll blow your fucking face off your body with sheer rage ( Read more... )

Today while I was bored, which was pretty much all day, I drew up plans on how to defend my house from the inevitable zombie onslaught that will kill all you fucking idiot retards while I go on to live with a license to repopulate the planet ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LELD_V8ZvHw&search=Rockabilly%20dancing

These guys are gayer than a bag of dicks.

Was watching a show last night on Bravo called "Housewives: The real housewives of Orange County". First off let me give you the premise of the show. It takes place in a "Gated" community, which I'm assuming means that unless you live there or are a guest you can't gain entry. The houses are all mansions with pools. The part I caught, a girl was ( Read more... )