tired of everything

[biancaciao]

i hate girl scouts.

here i am, sitting on the couch still in my smelly running garb, watching scrubs reruns on comedy central while my low carb, low fat, low cal dinner cooks in the oven, when the doorbell rings.

and first of all, whenever i am home alone and the doorbell rings, i am always a little apprehensive about opening it because i have seen

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[monkeybumface]

I have no idea what any of those biscuits are but my mouth is watering the way it did when I read about the pop biscuits and google buns in the Magic Faraway Tree books. I could have a normal biscuit - a digestive or a chocolate chip cookie - but they'd feel like such a let down now. I suppose I'll just have to make do with a couple of these acid tarts, whatever the hell they are...

[biancaciao]

i always wondered about the "eat me" cookies in alice in wonderland. shortbread? also, i hate mushrooms but always get a craving for them (and opium) after the scene with the caterpillar...

[monkeybumface]

I've never liked shortbread. I just don't get it. It's a good grounding for a biscuit but there's no real wow factor. Can biscuits have wow factors? I thought about making some beer biscuits one night (drinking on my own again) but the thought of eating seventy five biscuits to get a warm glow on sent me back to the drawing board. Somebody should make biscuits in the shape of a womb with a jelly baby on the inside. That's a wow factor. Call them "foeties".