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[biancaciao]

 
I’m convinced Lowe’s Foods is lying to me.

I buy a quart of skim milk on April 1st with an expiration date of April 12th. I assume (incorrectly) that this quart of milk will most certainly last me until the 12th, which is probably about how long it will take me to consume cet milk because I rarely drink it.

This morning I decide I am actually

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[monkeybumface]

I always buy sweets and chocolate when I'm visiting a friend of mine because deep down we're still children and eating chocolate is the next best thing to having sex, which we can't do because we're both men and I'm not sure there's any way that'd work between us. What do you mean "in the arse"? Silly billy. ANYWAY. Last weekend I went to a different, non-giantcorporation store to buy the goodies. I was put off when I saw the sweet packaging was covered in dust but I thought "they're just not big on dusting". I bought two big bars of chocolate which he put straight into the bag along with the ice cream, sweets, fizzy drinks, etc. I forgot all about the dust until my friend was eating the chocolate and said "this tastes like stale chocolate". What does that taste like? I checked the back of the wrapper and the expiry date was a few months ago. I tasted a square but it didn't taste any different to me. Does this mean I'm better or worse than him? He's worse because he could taste the staleness but still finished the bar. I went back to

[biancaciao]

speaking of gay sex, i just saw carl winslow doing a zaxby's commercial, which almost seems appropriate based on racial sterotypes and the fact that his career probably had no where to go but down after the massive international success that was "family matters" but the fact that he was eating a salad didn't seem like the most accurate choice. ANYWAY, you do realize that you've taken on a massive inquision into a multitude of corporations? not only do we have the milk bastards and chocolate bitches, we have the overlap of everything in between: chocolate chip ice cream, milk chocolate, chocolate chip cookie dough. this is going to be a big project, i hope you're up for it.

[monkeybumface]

You'd never really think about the issues surrounding gay porn movies until you sit down and watch a documentary about it. If I can conquer that I can conquer the chocolate/milk/racism....thing. Can chocolate and milk ever really get along together? I think Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder have already scientifically proven that it's possible. Can I say "stale milk from two blocks away is still stale milk"? I can't feel my lips.