I like Norwegians. And Poland is Norway's Mexico.

I'm also, the best drunk ever.

So this morning when I left my apartment to go to work. I couldn't exactly remember where I parked. I couldn't remember if I parked to the left or to the right. I did find my car though and then I went to work where I stared at one "kit" for about 2 hours. That's a long time, if you didn't figure that out.

I have to go do some homework now. I hate

Here is a mad libs that I am creating as I write it, I'm good at that sort of thing ( Read more... )

I watched Transformers last week and I know I'm a little behind, but Megan Fox is a very comely woman/girl. I knew she was pretty in magazines, but she is ridiculous in sorta 3-D, plus she has dark hair, which is nice ( Read more... )

I really only have two items to discuss right now, the first being probably the most important ( Read more... )

Hello all of you who once read this blog thingy. I think there were six of you and now there are probably none, but whatever. I have decided that since I would really enjoy being paid for writing, I should probably practice. And how do you practice to be a writer, you write. Really, it's a novel idea, so I think I will give it a try. Since it has ( Read more... )

JV (should) get laid tonight. And I get to play with the cat. I do 90% of the work and I get the cat, whom is the biggest whore on the planet, by the way. You rub her belly and she rolls right on her back. Well, she actually jumps on your bed, then rolls on her back, then you rub her belly. Then she bites your hand and kicks it, like she doesn't ( Read more... )

So I am looking to try out yoga, but on DVD. I'll wait until I like it before signing up for a class. However, I don't know which DVD to get. I do have some criteria. I would prefer the instructor (on the DVD) to be a woman (an attractive one would be nice) because if I'm going to be watching this for any extended amount of time, I would rather it ( Read more... )

Here is an excerpt of a story I wrote in my undergrad Intro to Creative Writing class. I think maybe only a couple people other than those in my class have read it, so here, I feel like sharing it now, since I'm planning on rewriting some of it. Here it goes, I'm also going to post it on myspace, so hope you enjoy ( Read more... )

Get Fuzzy this morning is awesome, check it out.

http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/