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while i was outside smoking my cigarette the other night, i missed my life from a year ago. [last christmas i drove over to sarah's parents' house in the crazy deep snow and the forgotten thurston was there for a bit (enough of a bit for a funny story though), and sarah and i would smoke as fast as we could in the garage because it was so cold. ( Read more... )

I just got done fighting the computer for the right to make the absolute snazziest R&B/soul compilation to (sort of) surprise Bif with when he gets back.

Seriously, when I say that I was fighting the computer, I really mean it. We had a major difference of opinion and I really didn't think I was going to be able to fully convey the depth of my ( Read more... )

I guess that I kind of don't know what to do with myself while Bif's out of town. You'd think that I would really enjoy having the teeny tiny one bedroom apartment to myself for the week, but really, I just miss my BFF. I know that he's having a rough time of it back at his parent's house and I hate to think how much damage is being done to our ( Read more... )

when did this actually happen? she's like one of the ugliest goofiest looking people- ever- and she has her own crazy "let's find the next supermodel show" and she hosts things like the ridiculous sting vs. mary j. blige vs. eve victoria's secret underwear supermodel show. i don't understand what is "beautiful" about extreme thinness. it's ( Read more... )

Can I just say that I adore that every single HP thing I come across puts me into Gryffindor?

Alright, seriously... is it completely terrible that I actually find this kind of hot?

And finally...

Okay, so we've been thinking about it and thinking about it. We keep seeing all of these fancy schmancy non-ugly-whoever-the-hells and we want a piece of that action. As the spectacular Sarah & Bif combination, known in the deep dark underbelly of a great many think tanks as SIF, we don't see ourselves as a part of any of the non-ugly communities ( Read more... )

Playing on the internet when you're meaning to be searching the ol' Monster.com gets you nowhere but finding out that you're one of those thrice named annoying starlettes. And who said Sarah Michelle Buffy the whatsherface was an IDOL anyway?


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to those of you concerned enough with the things said in this journal that you read it and are affected by it in adverse ways, this is dedicated to you (all ( Read more... )